Archive - The Goat

On the worst movie of the year

I hated Parthenope (2025)

Jun 18 •

Ella Fox-Martens

what happens when someone dies in front of you?

Navigating the immortal passage of life on the route 38 bus

Jun 5 •

Ella Fox-Martens

May 2025

A story about eating, sex, work, and losing your mind

May 14 •

Ella Fox-Martens

the perks of being a university dropout

Notes on self-education

May 7 •

Ella Fox-Martens

April 2025

losing my religion

a case of the exvangelical blues

Apr 30 •

Ella Fox-Martens

I think London made me a worse person

Spring, being homesick, and overpriced baked goods

Apr 23 •

Ella Fox-Martens

Thanks but no thanks

On writing, rejection, fiction

Apr 16 •

Ella Fox-Martens

My dog ruined my life

On being a boring woman

Apr 9 •

Ella Fox-Martens

Yesterday, today, and tomorrow

Rome, love, and nostalgia

Apr 2 •

Ella Fox-Martens

December 2023

This is The Goat, where I intend to publish all my killed pitches.

Dec 1, 2023 •

Ella Fox-Martens

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